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Wednesday, June 24, 2009 @ 4:02 PM

I was practically crawling my way around the house just now. My stomach ached like crazy! :'( Do you have any idea what we have to go through during M? Do youuuu? Well, let me tell you okay? (Haha, this will sound kinda growse but oh well, you have to read it whether or not you like it because if you dont, ...if you dont(!)... then the boogie man will chase after you when you're about to sleep and you won't be able to watch Spongebob the next day. That's how bad it'll be. ^^) So yeah here goes nothing!

Menstrual cramps (pain in the belly and pelvic area) are experienced by women as a result of menses. Menstrual cramps are not the same as premenstrual syndrome (PMS). Menstrual cramps are common, and may be accompanied by headache, nausea, vomiting, constipation, or diarrhea. Severity of menstrual cramp pain varies from woman to woman.

Why are some cramps so painful?
Menstrual cramps are caused by the uterine contractions that occur in response to prostaglandins and other chemicals. The cramping sensation is intensified when clots or pieces of bloody tissue from the lining of the uterus pass through the cervix, especially if a woman's cervical canal is narrow. The difference between menstrual cramps that are more painful and those that are less painful may be related to a woman's prostaglandin levels. Women with menstrual cramps have elevated levels of prostaglandins in the endometrium (uterine lining) when compared with women who do not experience cramps. Menstrual cramps are very similar to those a pregnant woman experiences when she is given prostaglandin as a medication to induce labor.

See how strong we woman are, as compared to males? Hahaha. Really lor, I remember a male friend of mine who always complained 'bout being constipated in class. Hahaha. I wonder whooooooo! :B

So anyway, im fine now. Popped a few pills into my mouth and it really did work wonders. :) I just had my lunch. Meat balls. Haha, nice you know. Home made ones. ^___^" Oh yah, you know I'm supposed to be at camp now. :( Haha, propably playing in the mud or climbing up trees or chasing gorillas in the forest. Ha ha, very funny emely. -.- But here I am, infront of the comp screen typing out yet another dull post. Bare with me people. Haha.

Okay, since someone someone finds the yow momma jokes on my posts amusing, I'm gonna do the lucky person a little favour. ;D
1. Yo momma so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she grabbed a spoon.
2. Yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"
3. Yow momma so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road, I ran out of Petrol!
4. Yo momma so dumb she went to the Empire State Building, threw off a penguin and yelled, "Fly! Fly! Be free little one!"
5. Yow momma so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.

There you go!~ :D


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